tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post7931196838993807544..comments2024-02-22T07:51:22.415-08:00Comments on Garden Wise Guy: 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Going to Do a Top 10 ListGarden Wise Guyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05785776337799149082noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post-55596239990007188062008-07-15T08:04:00.000-07:002008-07-15T08:04:00.000-07:00Sunita - No badgers in India? Oh my, what you're m...Sunita - No badgers in India? Oh my, what you're missing out on! They're closely related to ferrets, weasels and otters. They can be ferocious and have been known to take on much larger carnivores, such as coyotes, wolves and even bears (thanks, Wiki!). <BR/><BR/>So it would be a somewhat kinky contest to determine which you'd rather have messing around in your britches, but I'd say the local festival fund guy should not be put on the guest list. On second thought, let's keep the kids and neighbours out too. People would talk. <BR/><BR/>I don't know if it works on badgers, but the three you list can be effectively controlled with an ether-soaked rag and a handy pocket-taser set on "Debilitate". Good luck.Garden Wise Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05785776337799149082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post-56664990063469588882008-07-15T06:39:00.000-07:002008-07-15T06:39:00.000-07:00Exactly what I was going to say, but Kate beat me ...Exactly what I was going to say, but Kate beat me to it. <BR/>I dont know which made me laugh more, the post or the comments.<BR/>I dont know anything about badgers ... dont have them in India... but I know a bit about badgering kids, neighbours, the local festival fund guys. Believe me, they're impossible to get rid of.Sunita Mohan https://www.blogger.com/profile/16395671437601246093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post-74998941317002273492008-07-14T19:43:00.000-07:002008-07-14T19:43:00.000-07:00The comments were as much fun to read as the post ...The comments were as much fun to read as the post ... now I'm wishing there was a badger nearby. I might have to settle for a gopher. <BR/><BR/>I've got it now - no more lists from you, although I do say you're good at creating them! I'm still waiting to hear if you've tracked down a jade plant for the garden.kate smudgeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10564410520744285676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post-76264222542409837532008-07-14T08:29:00.000-07:002008-07-14T08:29:00.000-07:00I'm loving these lists, Billy, whatever number you...I'm loving these lists, Billy, whatever number you decide. Made me smile this muggy Monday.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post-54639374208368058162008-07-13T21:28:00.000-07:002008-07-13T21:28:00.000-07:00Sue - I appreciate your comment about not all badg...Sue - I appreciate your comment about not all badgers being rabid. It was not my intent to paint them all with the same brush. I'm sure the Hairless Albino Northern Italian Balcony Badgers are quite docile.<BR/><BR/>eal - I think I sort of did that when I stopped at 8, which isn't odd, but is less than 10. I'll explore the ramifications of 7.Garden Wise Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05785776337799149082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post-65404205159827503952008-07-13T21:20:00.000-07:002008-07-13T21:20:00.000-07:00GWG,You should just bend to the pressure and join ...GWG,<BR/><BR/>You should just bend to the pressure and join all the rest of us hacks as we create our lists. But I like to vary it. Actually an odd number list is better. 7 is my favorite.EALhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03339266900036592543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post-62088507484680067542008-07-09T21:34:00.000-07:002008-07-09T21:34:00.000-07:00Claude - whattaya tryina dootahme? You some kinda ...Claude - whattaya tryina dootahme? You some kinda wise guy? Of course it won't work for armadillos. They're eyes are set 12-degrees wider than badgers, so tempting them with road kill is completely out of the question. I may be dumb, but I ain't stoopid.Garden Wise Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05785776337799149082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post-32870862646557533782008-07-09T20:24:00.000-07:002008-07-09T20:24:00.000-07:00informative... of course, I don't have badgers her...informative... of course, I don't have badgers here... but I'm assuming that these rules could be adapted to armadillo?Claudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04568424354642247198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post-56940047349451074892008-07-09T17:06:00.000-07:002008-07-09T17:06:00.000-07:00Ben - nothing like a little pressure. Now how do I...Ben - nothing like a little pressure. Now how do I do this without using an profanity? This is one that gets my blood boiling, so I'll take a few snorts off my flask of single-malt ether and see what I can do...(don't time me)<BR/><BR/>1. The suburbs themselves are most of the problem - the layout and use of land defies logic or respect for natural processes. Water is the enemy and must be sent off-property post-haste, to flow into gutters and be whisked away. <BR/><BR/>2. Garden magazines and books continue to push images of gardens that are frequently regionally inappropriate, but due to their need to mass market throughout the country, we all buy into it. <BR/><BR/>3. Front lawns (or lawns in general)- unless your use your lawn as an essential recreational surface, it has no business being there, unless you can maintain it without any additional resources or spewing of pollutants (chemicals, exhaust, run-off, etc.). If you can grow it in a purely Darwinian, survival of the fittest manner, have at it.<BR/><BR/>4. Scotts<BR/><BR/>5. Miracle Gro<BR/><BR/>6. Vigoro<BR/><BR/>7. Monsanto<BR/><BR/>8. Plant janitors (I refuse to call them gardeners)<BR/><BR/>9. That fact that if the U.S. had been settled from Sonora, Mexico, instead of Plymouth Rock, all those folks in the Adirondacks would be trying to grow seguaro cactus in their lawns. <BR/><BR/>10. I refuse to create a list of 10s.<BR/><BR/>This was a bit slap-dash, but, hey, I can only type 2436 words per minutes.Garden Wise Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05785776337799149082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post-6906480319999526062008-07-09T16:53:00.000-07:002008-07-09T16:53:00.000-07:0010 seconds to list what is wrong in suburban lands...10 seconds to list what is wrong in suburban landscapes?Benjamin Vogthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10661489036836711335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post-24924305030872756112008-07-09T10:56:00.000-07:002008-07-09T10:56:00.000-07:00HAH! Wow. Now, that's an exlempary piece of pre-...HAH! Wow. Now, that's an exlempary piece of pre-8AM humor. I humbly bow to your greatness and wish to make a plant offering at your altar. <BR/><BR/>*offers impatiens and petunias*<BR/><BR/>Sorry, all I could find in a pinch.ilexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06772649648781578752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post-19993912554474773492008-07-09T07:40:00.000-07:002008-07-09T07:40:00.000-07:00Okay - the masses have spoken (all both of you) so...Okay - the masses have spoken (all both of you) so I guess I'll address the rabid badger query. I wasn't aware it was a problem for others - I guess that's reassuring. I see that I've mistakenly given my readers credit for figuring out the most basic stuff on their own, but I must be overestimating their willingness to put on their thinking caps, so here goes. <BR/><BR/>How to Rid Your Britches of a Wild Badger... P.E.T.A. is not going to like this)<BR/><BR/>1. Off it snacks through the fly in the britches (experiment with wild berries and bits of road kill) and gradually coax it out far enough to grab it by the scruff of its neck. Then pull firmly but cautiously.<BR/><BR/>2. Depending on the exact location within said britches, beat it with a stick. Let you own threshold for pain be your guide.<BR/><BR/>3. Go white-water body surfing. We all know that badgers have an aversion to fast running water. <BR/><BR/>4. Fire (when used in moderation) can stimulate a badger's curiosity. I've found, through somewhat hit and miss experimentation, that charcoal brickets plucked from a Weber grill in their last stages of life, can be held against the outer surface of the britches and used to repel the offender to move toward the opening at the cuff.<BR/><BR/>5. A PowerPoint highlighting the advantages that living "on the outside" would present to this creature. Key points to emphasize would be fresh air, ability to exercise and stretch, expanding travel opportunities, more balanced diet than the crumbs that fall from the table, self-esteem...you take it from here. <BR/><BR/>6. Since badgers SHOULD be living in burrow, dig a deep hole and have someone bury you at least as deep as your chest. The badger, now realizing that it's instinctive living environment is underground, will gleefully exit and set up housekeeping. Presto...<BR/><BR/>7. Purchase a Badger-Be-Gone attachment for your shop vac. Nuff said. <BR/><BR/>8. Invite other badgers over and hold an intevention. Stress the need for your guest to take charge of it's own life, "get off the couch" (so to speak) and build a meaningful existence.<BR/><BR/>9. I don't do lists of 10. Take what I've offered and go away.Garden Wise Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05785776337799149082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post-85268744724490071692008-07-09T07:21:00.000-07:002008-07-09T07:21:00.000-07:00I second Ross's request.I second Ross's request.ilexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06772649648781578752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post-445550288177290772008-07-08T03:45:00.000-07:002008-07-08T03:45:00.000-07:00Hey Billy,I've been reading over your blog. I espe...Hey Billy,<BR/>I've been reading over your blog. I especially liked seeing the Flickr Fotos and you web page galleries of your work. One plant combination I found striking was the Amercan agave and licorice plant.<BR/>DonnaMother Naturehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14193426407858005058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-902797764033099143.post-18581411732999510712008-07-07T22:25:00.000-07:002008-07-07T22:25:00.000-07:00Thats a good tenet,but I would like to hear the 10...Thats a good tenet,<BR/><BR/>but I would like to hear the 10 Ways to Get a Rabid Badger Out of Your Britches...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com